As a teacher, I talk with a lot of teachers. I have to; I can't escape them. Mostly, teachers are pretty good people, about as mixed as any other vocation, and in general, maybe a little more optimistic than the average person. How could you not be optimistic working with young people all day every day? Educators almost always have good intentions. Yet, among teachers, there is one group of teachers I never get along with: the grammar police.